buzzzcuts:

liam probably sorts price from high to low when online shopping

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

  • No pants are the best pants

damncops:

siriuslynotamuggle:

nuncamais:

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

is that satan

yes

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

(Source: poetgrl)